So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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