That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
