she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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