what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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