i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
two words...techno handjob
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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