I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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