You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
