This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
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