then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
