Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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