The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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