Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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