I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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