Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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