I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
