Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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