thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
