I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
This is the high leading the old right now
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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