I am full of burrito and curiosity
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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