he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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