Why are handjobs necessary in class?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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