oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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