god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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