She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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