On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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