I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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