it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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