And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
the day after is always just damage control
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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