But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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