do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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