STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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