Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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