Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
