Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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