You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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