But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
