come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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