y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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