Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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