So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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