He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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