His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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