Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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