i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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