She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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