Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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