Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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