I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
