Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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