remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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